dutchster:

how weird are giraffes tho. i bet if they didn’t exist, they would be way less reasonable than unicorns

weloveshortvideos:

When someone annoying is talking to you

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

(Source: uduki)

rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

(Source: bokunoshreko)

(Source: avengersirwin)

godblesskfc:

dad taking a selfie, then admiring it

deanpendragon:

I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE PAUSED IT DURING THIS PART

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

(Source: power-of-angel)